Q: Do you think the new glass caskets will be a success?
A: Remains to be seen.

A glass blower accidentally inhaled while working.
He ended up with a pane in his stomach.

Q: What kind of glass gets angered easily?
A: Tempered glass.

He’s so dumb…
he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

He’s so dumb…
he hid behind a glass door while playing hide and seek.

Q: What’s the difference between a hot shower and the NFL.
A: In one of them, I look forward to the draft.

“I think I’d make a good mirror installer. I can really see myself doing that job.”